Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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If I subscribe to the many worlds theory, every time I buy a lottery ticket one of me wins. (lemmy.world)

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

And then there's the other infinite number of worlds where you're eating out of dumpsters and living under a bridge.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Are you mocking me?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No. I'm mocking the you in another universe, you're fine.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This really makes one of me angry somewhere

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Don’t worry I think I just slapped them in world 445B-Omega

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Sorry I’m Jesus in that world, so that me will probably turn the other ass cheek after you smite my eye or something

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Of course. And some put the reality of Dead Man's Letters into shame.