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[–] 66 points 2 years ago (3 children)

The next election shouldn't be debates. No ads, no rallies. It should just be these two geriatric fucking goons having a pizza carrying contest. The one that can carry the most gets the nukey nuke button.

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  • [–] 30 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    Trump leans in to the mic, and says "physical challenge"

    Host rolls out a giant banana

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