I have a disability and want to smack these jerks with my cane.

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[–] 42 points 2 years ago (7 children)

FOR EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES ONLY:

If you wanted to pierce YOUR OWN TIRE for some reason, if you place a nail under a tire, (assuming you considered roll angle) it would pierce a tire quite nicely.

Rubber would seal pretty well to make it a slow leak, but cutting a channel into the side with an angle grinder or dremmel would help.

For maximum air leakage, take a 1/4in or 3/8 in steel pipe, then cut it into 4 in bars, then cut those bars in half with a diagonal cut. Place sharp end into tire groove.

Again, this is for educational purposes only if you wanted to get air out of your tire very quickly.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Please also remember that technically, there is nothing stopping you from buying a giant permanent marker

    If you happen to accidentally draw a massive cock and balls on somecunt's windscreen that would be unfortunate

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  • [+] -26 points 2 years ago* (2 children)

    Parking in the handicap spot when you’re not handicapped is a douche move. But retaliating by destroying personal property is a bigger douche move.

    We all know what you’re implying.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago

    Which is a great reason to avoid being a douche in the first place, because there's bigger douches out there that do have some principles but love a chance to practice their doucheness on someone they determine deserving.

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