Funny

6799 readers

576 users here now

General rules:

Be kind.
All posts must make an attempt to be funny.
Obey the general sh.itjust.works instance rules.
No politics or political figures. There are plenty of other politics communities to choose from.
Don't post anything grotesque or potentially illegal. Examples include pornography, gore, animal cruelty, inappropriate jokes involving kids, etc.

Exceptions may be made at the discretion of the mods.

founded 1 year ago

MODERATORS

[email protected]

181

The game: "Bite the owner before he runs away" (i.imgflip.com)

submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

9 comments fedilink hide all child comments

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago (4 children)

I like to think, if I encountered one or two wolves alone, I might come out on top if I had a good stick in hand.

I have never been able to imagine winning a fight against a cat larger than 30 lbs or so.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I would bet on the wolves if there were more than one.
If there was only one i would bet on the wolf.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Im not saying I am stronger than 2 wolves, but there is at least a negotiation process involved, as opposed to being eviscerated within a few seconds.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

I'd die with wolves. With a cat you have to be willing to get bit until you get hold of it.

Forcing your hand down their throat if it's a dog or larger cat can work too. Pitbull could probably bite your arm off through.

30 pound cat all bets off lmao

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Yeah, this seems like a terrible game to teach your cat.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

I have two cats, so I keep them as happy as I can as a form of self preservation.