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[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago (3 children)

For the love of God eat fiber and drink water. How hard is this?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Some people have slower digestive systems than others

It's not uncommon for me to go several days without a BM, no matter how healthily or unhealthily I've been eating

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Well, I haven't pooped since last year, I bet that stuff is pretty damn hard by now if you really must know. 😅

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Coprolite Diamonds?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

That's what killed Elvis fyi

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

I do drink a lot water and eat a lot of nuts and bananas, and apples and eggplants...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Drink some coffee