China's gonna be a phenomenal world leader.

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[–] 68 points 2 years ago (4 children)

I much prefer the western strategy where we bomb the shit out of them until they realize how superior our western values^tm^ are.

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  • [–] 51 points 2 years ago

    MY favorite western strategy to instill Western Values™ is to intentionally seek out the most right-wing weirdos in the country, go out of our way to convince them that women's rights is a Communist plot to lead them to Satan, and supply them with stinger missiles

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  • [–] 25 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Women's computer camp in the wealthiest corner of the capital.

    Western armed warlords across the rural bulk of the nation.

    Wagging my finger at the Taliban for hating women because my warlords are losing.

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