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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"I'm a doctor, not a tactical officer."

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Where are we? - I'm a Doctor not a Science Officer

Why are flying into that star? - I'm a Doctor not a Helmsman

Why do we keep hailing for pizza? - I'm a Doctor not a Communications Officer

Why are we firing phasers and photon torpedos? - I'm a Doctor not a Tactical Officer

EVERYONE - Why do you keep asking these question? - I'm a Doctor not a Captain!