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How do you not drip back onto it? Do you use paper too? How is it okay for me to use the same one right after Typhoid Larry? Doesn't poo go everywhere?

It just seems so weird.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

If you’re scared of being gay you might actually just be gay.

In all seriousness though, everyone should get a hand bidet installed on their toilets ASAP. Once you squirt your asshole with water to clean the poop off you will immediately realize how disgusting you’ve been up until that moment in your life using only flimsy ass ass paper to wipe shit off your body.

I swear, Puritanism really did a number on North America.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

not just NA. it fucked up cultures all around the world, thanks to colonization. the states are just the most successful colony.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

And the loudest