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[–] [email protected] 114 points 10 months ago (5 children)

Subject: Fire!

Dear Sir/Madam,

I'm writing to inform you of a fire which has broken out on the premises. No, that's too formal.....

Dear Sir/Madam,

Fire! Fire! Help me - 123 calendon road.

Looking forward to hearing from you!

All the best, Maurice Moss

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

[bam]

We got a report about a fire

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