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[–] 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Have you considered the planet is on fire because the gods are angry because not enough boys are kissing?

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Who there, commie! There's just one God and his only job is to kiss my forehead and pat my hair and tell me I'm a good boy and everything is His plan and it's all going to be safe and okay and I'll get to live with him in Cozytown before everything is destroyed.

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