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Microblog Memes

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[–] [email protected] 66 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I can't count how many times he "retired".

[–] [email protected] 33 points 10 months ago

I don't think there's an age you retire from telling stories.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Hmm, I originally posted a joke about his perpetually retired cause his dead. I deleted it now after confirming in wiki his still alive. I thought the guy died from a heart attack or something? That is why his son had to takeover the company.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

I mean this in the best way possible but I'm glad you're wrong.