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[–] [email protected] 34 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Rizzo’s discount burial shredding! You dead ‘em, we shred ‘em.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Nah, too old school. I'd recommend Fissioneral. Want to shred your entire existence and generate energy for three generations of your descendants? It uses the same technology as the sun! Give us a call!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

That sounds dope tbh

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Is Soylent Green another Option?