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[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I would imagine being the last humans on earth would not be a quality of life increase. It's a good start though :)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

I think this is the right track: only children who will have a better quality of life can be born, therefore... no children are born. Ever. Because without new poor children, the rich children who would have had a better quality of life can't either.