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[-] [email protected] 33 points 2 years ago

You use Assembly.

You describe each and every leg movement and each and every step to the castle and over the castle bridge and inside the castle.

You somehow end up in the castle kitchen.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Or more precisely. You end up in a dark room. You’re not sure it’s in the castle.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

And the only way back is by counting every step you took on the way in, and if you miss one, the castle buries you.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

But if you're right, you have the princess and return home before the guards are done drawing their swords.

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