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I believe theyre talking about newborns there. (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 2 years ago by SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

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[–] RobertoOberto@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 years ago (1 child)

...I have stolen a child for you

Aw, shucks. I thought you were about to suggest a dumpster-side quickie to make one.

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[–] MightyGalhupo@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 child)

I would’ve made that joke if I knew their gender, because no amount of fucking between two guys would make a child

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[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

I doesn't matter, we will keep trying until we conceive, Mighty!

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[–] MightyGalhupo@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Ok sure, as long as I get to not pay child support

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