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[–] 8 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Meet me out back in 15 minutes, I have stolen a child for you

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    ...I have stolen a child for you

    Aw, shucks. I thought you were about to suggest a dumpster-side quickie to make one.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    I would’ve made that joke if I knew their gender, because no amount of fucking between two guys would make a child

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