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[–] [email protected] 29 points 9 months ago (3 children)

fingerprints, face scanning... my OnePlus just keeps asking for pics of my asshole before I can unlock it. Is this just a China thing?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It's like a thumbprint, but more secure because you don't typically rub it on every surface. very-smart

[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago

you don't typically rub it on every surface

I don't think you're using your asshole right

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

As a fellow OnePlus haver, I have LineageOS (which is privacy-focused) installed and am not asked for pics of my asshole

[–] [email protected] 26 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I also use lineageos but still send them pictures of my asshole since I don't want them to feel left out

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago

I tip my landlord in butthole pics (he does not like them)

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

Please drink the Diet Mountain Dew Verification Can.