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Once upon a time, in the bustling city of Hopeville, there lived a young prodigy named Richard Richman. Richard was a charismatic and ambitious individual who had an unwavering belief in the power of individual freedom and the market forces. He was hailed as the Ultimate Libertarian, a title bestowed upon him for his unyielding dedication to laissez-faire capitalism.

Richard's journey began in a modest upbringing, but his insatiable thirst for success and wealth knew no bounds. As a child, he would trade baseball cards and lemonade with such shrewdness that his classmates marveled at his business acumen. Richard's entrepreneurial spirit flourished, and he quickly realized that the free market held immense potential for his ambitions.

With an unwavering belief in the invisible hand of the market, Richard embarked on his quest for wealth and success. He founded his first company, LibertyTech Industries, which specialized in manufacturing cutting-edge gadgets that championed personal freedom and innovation. His products boasted features like encrypted messaging, surveillance-resistant technology, and an app that magically minimized tax liabilities.

As his company flourished, Richard became a paragon of libertarian success. He would regale audiences with his tales of self-made triumph, attributing his wealth solely to his individual brilliance and the power of the free market. Richard's charismatic speeches and persuasive rhetoric convinced many that his success was a testament to the inherent fairness of the system.

Over time, Richard's wealth grew exponentially, and he joined the ranks of the elite billionaires. His opulent lifestyle knew no bounds, featuring private islands, extravagant parties, and luxury yachts adorned with gold-plated faucets. He relished in flaunting his wealth, often dismissing concerns about income inequality and societal disparities as mere envy or laziness.

Richard's influence reached far and wide, as he poured his wealth into political campaigns promoting deregulation, tax cuts, and minimal government intervention. He funded think tanks that churned out intellectual arguments in favor of privatizing everything from education to healthcare, arguing that the market would magically solve all societal woes.

However, behind Richard's carefully crafted image of libertarian success lay a darker truth. His accumulation of wealth was often at the expense of workers' rights, environmental regulations, and social safety nets. Exploitative labor practices and questionable business ethics were conveniently hidden behind a veil of "free choice" and "personal responsibility."

But the Ultimate Libertarian's story doesn't end there. As Richard reveled in his riches and preached the gospel of the free market, whispers of dissent grew louder. Workers, burdened by low wages and oppressive working conditions, began to question the very principles Richard championed. Advocates for social justice and economic equality started challenging the notion that unregulated capitalism was the key to a prosperous society.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Well, it's not written by him, so yeah.