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[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I'll lick boots for a living if it allows me to afford my own home and support a family on a single income. I imagine I could get very into it.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"I see master is wearing their black versache dress shoes today, excellent choice sir! I will lick them clean all over. Oh, is that shoe polish? You shouldn't have!" slurp slurp

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

My wages only cover literal boot licking.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

I've seen those YouTube videos too