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[-] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago

Yeah meta pulled a sneaky on them: "Dear Mrs. Boomer, we can show you pics of your distant relative's babies for the feeble price of your soul." "Where do I sign?"

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

And the FBI pulled a sneaky of them too: Gary Webb commuted suicide by shooting himself in the head. Twice.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

After the suicide he mainly works from home now.

That and COVID.

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