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Anon tries to cheer up his friend but then realizes something (images.pr0gramm.com)

submitted 2 years ago by Brand@feddit.de to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Grayox@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago (3 children)

"Remove the log from your eye before you try to remove a twig from your brother's"

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[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago (2 children)

Seems like those biblical people had a really tough time with forestry.

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[–] pdxfed@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago (1 child)

It's clearly the well-worn "put on your own oxygen mask before assisting others." Air travel in the middle east was a nightmare.

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[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 1 point 2 years ago

It is because donkeys are notorious bad pilots, especially during biblical times.

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