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submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Brain: Open your eyes.

Person sleeping on bed: Permission denied.

Brain: Sudo open your eyes.

Person sleeping on bed: The brain is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I regularly have those dreams where I am desperately trying to open my eyes because of some danger or other, but they're suuuper heavy and it doesn't work. This is that

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Sleep paralysis was part of untreated apnea for me. And it sucks.

I'm not a doctor, but you might consider a sleep study if you can.