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Federation of Hold My Beer [Now with Narration!] (startrek.website)

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Too long, don't wanna read? I got bored. Feel free to listen instead.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This reminded me of a scene from Talledega Nights.

Lucius Washington : You're not gonna live forever.

Ricky Bobby : No one lives forever, no one. But with advances in modern science and my high level income, it's not crazy to think I can live to be 245, maybe 300. Heck, I just read in the newspaper that they put a pig heart in some guy from Russia. Do you know what that means?

Lucius Washington : No, I don't know what that means. I guess longer life.

Ricky Bobby : No, he didn't live. It's just exciting that we're trying things like that.