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the Lactaid-brand eggnog gives me explosive diarrhea (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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why 😭

it tastes so good

Edit: I have looked at the nutrition label and done some mental math based on how much of the container is left. 80% of daily cholesterol. 100% daily saturated fats. 120% daily added sugars. This was in one glass.

What the fuck is this liquid taco bell bullshit

Postmortem: after sleeping and having a nightmare where I had a heart attack and died while shitting my brains out, I have poured the remaining half of the eggnog down the drain and have resolved to never buy it again because I like being alive

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

My current theory is that I'm getting to taco bell effect from the eggnog. Didn't realize until looking at the label about an hour ago, but it's got an insane concentration of added sugars, cholesterol, and saturated fats. I drank half the carton today (well, yeaterday) qnd if my mental math is right I've gotten 80% of my daily cholesterol, 100% of my daily saturated fats, and 120% of my daily added sugars. If my fiancée found out, she would be so upset because she made me promise that I wouldn't die first

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Oh you drank that much? I limit myself to a glass per sitting otherwise the same thing happens. It's great tasting but enjoy it slower instead of gulping.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

THAT WAS ONE GLASS

I mean, it was a large glass, but the whole carton is only one pint. I don't usually drink all of it in one sitting.