Apple

Meat.

The thing should be just as it is (more or less), but the insides should be absolutely STUFFED with meat (and meat sauce, as is needed to stop the meat from drying out).

The phone should have an always on low power screen, it has to have a full-fat USB-C connection for the same drag and drop file management functionality that android provides, and when I squeeze the phone, meat juice and little bits of meat should come out of the seams.

It should smell like a meatball sub, and it should drip like a wet greasy meatball sandwich after being firmly squeezed.