▲ 367 ▼ Jan. 6 “QAnon Shaman” is running for Congress (www.salon.com) submitted 2 years ago by jeffw@lemmy.world to c/politics@lemmy.world 70 comments fedilink hide all child comments Jacob Chansley, sentenced to three years for his role in the Capitol riots, will run as a libertarian in Arizona.
[–] fubo@lemmy.world 108 points 2 years ago (5 children) Jacob Chansley can eat a whole cauldron of gently boiled dicks. permalink fedilink source hideshow 10 child comments replies: [–] negativeyoda@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago He's vegan or something. Remember how butthurt he was in prison because the food wasn't up to his standards? White people, man... permalink fedilink source parent [–] modifier@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 years ago I hope that, once a year, at the most inopportune possible time of that year, he shits himself loudly and thoroughly. For all the years of his life. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Piecemakers3Dprints@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (3 children) Why "gently", though? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] CthuluVoIP@lemmy.world 55 points 2 years ago He has very specific dietary needs. His mommy said so. permalink fedilink source parent [–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 23 points 2 years ago (1 child) Don’t ruin a whole batch of cocks by overheating! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] metallic_substance@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago* (2 children) Vigorous boiling or stirring may cause dicks to break up while cooking and nobody wants that permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] RedditWanderer@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (1 child) Yeah cooked dicks is a dish best served whole permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] CascadianGiraffe@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* 'parts of lots of dicks' just doesn't roll off the tongue like 'whole lotta dicks' permalink fedilink source parent [–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago Maybe we're making dick slaw permalink fedilink source parent [–] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago Retention of texture while emphasizing natural flavour permalink fedilink source parent [–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago Is this like, an ordeal you think he should go through, or are you saying that you know for a fact, that this man can slurp down a whole caludron of al-dente dicks? permalink fedilink source parent [–] rob64@startrek.website 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) Don't forget to let the dicks rest for a few minutes before serving. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Burn_The_Right@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago We don't want to burn the back of his throat. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] negativeyoda@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago He's vegan or something. Remember how butthurt he was in prison because the food wasn't up to his standards? White people, man... permalink fedilink source parent
[–] modifier@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 years ago I hope that, once a year, at the most inopportune possible time of that year, he shits himself loudly and thoroughly. For all the years of his life. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Piecemakers3Dprints@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (3 children) Why "gently", though? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] CthuluVoIP@lemmy.world 55 points 2 years ago He has very specific dietary needs. His mommy said so. permalink fedilink source parent [–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 23 points 2 years ago (1 child) Don’t ruin a whole batch of cocks by overheating! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] metallic_substance@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago* (2 children) Vigorous boiling or stirring may cause dicks to break up while cooking and nobody wants that permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] RedditWanderer@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (1 child) Yeah cooked dicks is a dish best served whole permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] CascadianGiraffe@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* 'parts of lots of dicks' just doesn't roll off the tongue like 'whole lotta dicks' permalink fedilink source parent [–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago Maybe we're making dick slaw permalink fedilink source parent [–] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago Retention of texture while emphasizing natural flavour permalink fedilink source parent
[–] CthuluVoIP@lemmy.world 55 points 2 years ago He has very specific dietary needs. His mommy said so. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 23 points 2 years ago (1 child) Don’t ruin a whole batch of cocks by overheating! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] metallic_substance@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago* (2 children) Vigorous boiling or stirring may cause dicks to break up while cooking and nobody wants that permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] RedditWanderer@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (1 child) Yeah cooked dicks is a dish best served whole permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] CascadianGiraffe@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* 'parts of lots of dicks' just doesn't roll off the tongue like 'whole lotta dicks' permalink fedilink source parent [–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago Maybe we're making dick slaw permalink fedilink source parent
[–] metallic_substance@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago* (2 children) Vigorous boiling or stirring may cause dicks to break up while cooking and nobody wants that permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] RedditWanderer@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (1 child) Yeah cooked dicks is a dish best served whole permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] CascadianGiraffe@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* 'parts of lots of dicks' just doesn't roll off the tongue like 'whole lotta dicks' permalink fedilink source parent [–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago Maybe we're making dick slaw permalink fedilink source parent
[–] RedditWanderer@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (1 child) Yeah cooked dicks is a dish best served whole permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] CascadianGiraffe@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* 'parts of lots of dicks' just doesn't roll off the tongue like 'whole lotta dicks' permalink fedilink source parent
[–] CascadianGiraffe@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* 'parts of lots of dicks' just doesn't roll off the tongue like 'whole lotta dicks' permalink fedilink source parent
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago Maybe we're making dick slaw permalink fedilink source parent
[–] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago Retention of texture while emphasizing natural flavour permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago Is this like, an ordeal you think he should go through, or are you saying that you know for a fact, that this man can slurp down a whole caludron of al-dente dicks? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] rob64@startrek.website 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) Don't forget to let the dicks rest for a few minutes before serving. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Burn_The_Right@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago We don't want to burn the back of his throat. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Burn_The_Right@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago We don't want to burn the back of his throat. permalink fedilink source parent