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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Hard pass. The dream of one of them getting a beat down will not happen. They will gas out after 1 minute

Zuck wants to look cool and Elon needs constant attention. Won’t help either one of them.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Zuck at least trains BJJ, which is by far the most cardio intensive workouts I’ve ever personally done (and I grew up playing several sports competitively). I don’t think he’d gas, but I don’t think he’d be looking to beat Elon down either. He’d probably just grapple him and submit him quickly since Elon is both unathletic and has zero knowledge of how to roll.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Elon is doughy. Zuck definitely takes him. None of these celebrity fights have turned out entertaining IMO.

Someone will talk Elon out of it. He has a history of wanting to back out of things