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I gotta say... the bunch of you whining about this fake are infinitely more annoying than it ever could be by being fake.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Aren't human bites like super dangerous because of how filthy our mouths are?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Yes. We have one of the dirtiest mouths. Like flesh eating bacteria in a bite wound from humans is par for the course.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So 1+Strength immediate damage and a constitution saving throw with a DC of 10+damage dealt or suffer an infection curse? Sounds badass.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Worldbuilding idea for a challenging campaign: give every fully-sentient humanoid character, commoners included, a bite attack that powerful. That aughta put the kibosh on any murderhobo behavior for a time.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Unless they chew Orbits gum.