It’s like watching a clown show. Maybe he should watch more porn and grow up.

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[–] 91 points 2 years ago* (7 children)

I mean when I read "monitoring each other's porn intake" I assumed it meant "monitoring how much porn each other watches". And considering who it was, I assumed that was for the sake of making sure that they didn't watch any porn. I did not at any point think that they were sharing porn links with each other, because that's generally not what monitoring someone's intake means.

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  • [–] 18 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    I assumed it meant they each keep tabs to make sure the other gets just enough porn each day but not too much.

    Daaaaaaaaad you've exceeded your porn allowance for the day and it's not even elevensies yet! 😠

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

    Now this is the quality sarcasm that has disappeared from Reddit! Stay witty, mon ami!

    Edit: this is my high way of saying, "LOL." 🤣

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago

    I, uh… I made the same assumption, but unfortunately it wasn’t sarcastic. I imagined it being like two bros that have an alcohol problem but don’t “believe” in rehab (whatever that means), so they make a deal to check each other’s recycle bins and call each other out when they’re not keeping it under 3 a day.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Intake implies there is some consumption to begin with

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