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[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (2 children)

The next question is a visual skills challenge. To the best of your ability, embody a gazelle.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)
  • Describe in single words, only the good things that come into your mind about your mother.

  • You’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, it’s crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

What do you mean I'm not helping?!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Wel, I guess I'm rewatching that tonight...

(For the uninitiated: Thomas Middleditch and Ben Schwartz, aka "the guy from Silicon Valley and Jean-Ralphio from Parks & Rec", did an improv series on Netflix - and it's great)