I had a goth girlfriend who unexpectedly turned into a conservative Christian and wanted to stay a virgin. I was a horny teen and was “well what about anal” and she said oh no, she could get pregnant because of seepage

It is technically possible if semen gets out/around the anus and then gets accidentally wiped towards the labia.

Lol thats from a thought from the perspective of teen me

I think there was actually some fringe case where it happened due to some internal deformity.

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