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[–] [email protected] 107 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 92 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Bowser says "free palestine" and "death to the monarchy"

based

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He's more of a metaphorical king, in the sense that the T-rex was the King of the Dinosaurs, or Elvis was the King of Rock, or various animals are the King of the Jungle.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He literally rules a kingdom and wears a crown

Monarchy apologists on Hexbear smh

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Donkey Kong is an animal rights activist, a vegetarian (only eats bananas), a loving father, and a working class hero. He fights King K-rool who Game Theory argued is a standin for Teddy Roosevelt and the Banana Wars.

Embrace DK-thought

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

He fights King K-rool who Game Theory argued is a standin for Teddy Roosevelt and the Banana Wars.

wut

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

A that's more a fond appelate bestowed upon him by his followers as a gesture of great respect