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[-] [email protected] 48 points 2 years ago

Where's the Julia programmer that hits every one of these with @benchmark and then works for six hours to shave three nanoseconds off of the fastest one?

(Example: https://discourse.julialang.org/t/faster-bernoulli-sampling/35209)

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

404 or walled

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

works here

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