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[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Ah so that explains my D cups

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's all that government big pharma stuff that have given me moobs, things like:

  • Covid-19 vaccines;
  • Fluoride in toothpaste and tapwater;
  • Chemtrails;
  • a horrendous diet and little exercise;
  • pride flags
[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago (3 children)

pride flags

You weren't supposed to eat them smh

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Right, but if I stop now, how am I going to perform my magic flag butthole trick? checkmate

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You shove them up your butt, otherwise you can only do it once. Duh.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Technically you could do it again but it’s even less recommended than the original

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

But they look like sweets :/

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Eating the frigging pride flags are making the frogs gay!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I’ll show my man boobs to anyone who wants to see them. Usually people tell me to stop showing them and say things like “gross” and call me bear tits but that hasn’t stopped me from whipping them out on every occasion and non occasion