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No no no, doesn't stop there.
Then you created a business, run by your most....devout... followers, they'll manage the business.
You pay them to collect money for you, and um, teach them the ways and make sure they bring their families and friends in.
You tell them they are all horrible people who will suffer in eternity unless they worship you and thank you that they were born.
Then your managers, they meet with all your followers and ~~shake them down~~ tell them how important it is to fund the business.
It's a very complex thing really being the creator of the universe and having to have people start a business to fund..um...worshiping you....