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Only problem is they wouldn't be surprised their attempts failed. Nearly everything the CIA touches goes wrong.
To be fair, if they're doing their job right, we will never hear of it.
They might be surprised when they slip 50x the lethal dose of a toxic only they know about into his food and he doesn't even notice.
Turns out due to poor inventory management, it expired in 1967 and has degraded to a non-toxic state
Better yet, it achieves a hyper toxic airborne state - nearly everyone in the downtown skyscraper where they try to poison him goes passes out.
It's only by the timely arrival of Superman to super-breath the ventilation systems that anyone makes it out alive