John Riccitiello, CEO of Unity, the company whose 3D game engine had recently seen backlash from developers over proposed fee structures, will retire as CEO, president, and board chairman at the company, according to a press release issued late on a Monday afternoon, one many observe as a holiday.

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[–] 42 points 3 years ago (7 children)

pops the golden parachute

"Later, bitches!"

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  • [–] 15 points 3 years ago

    "So, board of directors, you can force me to do any dumb thing you want, or fire me for not doing it? Yeah. Imma need an escape shuttle."

    "Fine. We'll cut you a check for a couple of million if it comes to that. But we're so smart, it won't come to that."

    "It came to that."

    "Here's your check."

    Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

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  • [–] 9 points 3 years ago (5 children)

    Maybe the solution for CEOs that take the golden parachute is a literal golden parachute.

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  • [–] 9 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    Abd what would you propose we do with the board of directors? Ya know, the people actually running the show?

    Y'all are suckers. They put out a Judas goat and you eat it up.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 years ago

    No one's saying they can't also be dropped from a plane while strapped to a heavy weight. Planes are big, there's room for CEOs and boards, and anyone else who promotes enshittification. 🤷‍♂️

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