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[-] [email protected] 34 points 2 years ago

Pepper plant: "Fuck mammals. Always ruining my seeds when they eat my fruits. I want to cause them pain. Birds are nicer so no pain for them."

Some mammal with a really weird fur pattern: "This causes me pain. I'm spreading it over my food!"

[-] [email protected] 23 points 2 years ago

Definitely a case of "task failed successfully" though, because we cultivate those planets -- making their continued survival all but ensured.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago

You have a planet farm too?! I thought I was the only one!

[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Sometimes it does feel like my diet must consist mostly of gas giants.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Someone find this human a meme of corn’s ancient relative meeting it’s grotesque monster of a great-great-grandchild.

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