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[–] 10 points 3 years ago (1 child)

literally the item I just scanned

Please notify attendant

attendant is busy helping some elderly customer who apparently has never used an eftpos machine before

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  • [–] 9 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    Or some idiot taking 2 full trolley loads through whilst the actual registers have no line.

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  • [–] 7 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    I make sure to "accidentally" bump into them. Apologise profusely, and bump into them again.

    Or if I'm at the register next to them, crowd their area as much as possible.

    I'm probably adding to the problem, but get a weird sense of satisfaction from it.

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