▲ 33 ▼ Daily Discussion Thread: Wednesday 5 Jul 2023 (aussie.zone) submitted 3 years ago by bot001@aussie.zone [M] to c/melbourne@aussie.zone 471 comments fedilink hide all child comments This is your captain speaking. Please fasten your seatbelts. You are in for a turbulent Flight. This post sponsored by @CEOofmyhouse56
[–] TassieTosser@aussie.zone 10 points 3 years ago (2 children) Unexpected item in bagging area. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] MeanElevator@aussie.zone 10 points 3 years ago (1 child) literally the item I just scanned Please notify attendant attendant is busy helping some elderly customer who apparently has never used an eftpos machine before permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] TinyBreak@aussie.zone 9 points 3 years ago (2 children) Or some idiot taking 2 full trolley loads through whilst the actual registers have no line. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] MeanElevator@aussie.zone 7 points 3 years ago (1 child) I make sure to "accidentally" bump into them. Apologise profusely, and bump into them again. Or if I'm at the register next to them, crowd their area as much as possible. I'm probably adding to the problem, but get a weird sense of satisfaction from it. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] StudChud@aussie.zone 4 points 3 years ago Sometimes it feels really good to be petty heheh permalink fedilink source parent [–] StudChud@aussie.zone 6 points 3 years ago I hate that so much, roll my eyes so hard i send them into orbit permalink fedilink source parent [–] useless_modern_god@aussie.zone 6 points 3 years ago I read this in robot voice haha permalink fedilink source parent
[–] MeanElevator@aussie.zone 10 points 3 years ago (1 child) literally the item I just scanned Please notify attendant attendant is busy helping some elderly customer who apparently has never used an eftpos machine before permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] TinyBreak@aussie.zone 9 points 3 years ago (2 children) Or some idiot taking 2 full trolley loads through whilst the actual registers have no line. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] MeanElevator@aussie.zone 7 points 3 years ago (1 child) I make sure to "accidentally" bump into them. Apologise profusely, and bump into them again. Or if I'm at the register next to them, crowd their area as much as possible. I'm probably adding to the problem, but get a weird sense of satisfaction from it. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] StudChud@aussie.zone 4 points 3 years ago Sometimes it feels really good to be petty heheh permalink fedilink source parent [–] StudChud@aussie.zone 6 points 3 years ago I hate that so much, roll my eyes so hard i send them into orbit permalink fedilink source parent
[–] TinyBreak@aussie.zone 9 points 3 years ago (2 children) Or some idiot taking 2 full trolley loads through whilst the actual registers have no line. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] MeanElevator@aussie.zone 7 points 3 years ago (1 child) I make sure to "accidentally" bump into them. Apologise profusely, and bump into them again. Or if I'm at the register next to them, crowd their area as much as possible. I'm probably adding to the problem, but get a weird sense of satisfaction from it. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] StudChud@aussie.zone 4 points 3 years ago Sometimes it feels really good to be petty heheh permalink fedilink source parent [–] StudChud@aussie.zone 6 points 3 years ago I hate that so much, roll my eyes so hard i send them into orbit permalink fedilink source parent
[–] MeanElevator@aussie.zone 7 points 3 years ago (1 child) I make sure to "accidentally" bump into them. Apologise profusely, and bump into them again. Or if I'm at the register next to them, crowd their area as much as possible. I'm probably adding to the problem, but get a weird sense of satisfaction from it. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] StudChud@aussie.zone 4 points 3 years ago Sometimes it feels really good to be petty heheh permalink fedilink source parent
[–] StudChud@aussie.zone 4 points 3 years ago Sometimes it feels really good to be petty heheh permalink fedilink source parent
[–] StudChud@aussie.zone 6 points 3 years ago I hate that so much, roll my eyes so hard i send them into orbit permalink fedilink source parent
[–] useless_modern_god@aussie.zone 6 points 3 years ago I read this in robot voice haha permalink fedilink source parent