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A lesson in Kirk Drift™ (startrek.website)

submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I'll have you know trombone players aren't the nerds you think they are. Large lung capacity and dexterous tongues make them very popular with the ladies, ifyaknowhatimean

[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Sounds like something a band nerd would say.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

I mean, I am the nerd you think I am. But that doesn't have anything to do with playing trombone

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

Can confirm, was band nerd, played trombone, have said line (jokingly) to partners. Been circular breathing for all 4 years of marriage so far.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Surely you've heard about that one time at band camp

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I’ll have you know euphonium players make more sensitive lovers.

Trombone players know nothing about fingering.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yeah but we do know about long strokes

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Well played, sir.