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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (7 children)

wait how has noone thought of this?

[–] [email protected] 69 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Yeah I think there were some folks who thought about splitting the atom right? I forget who.

Anyway, now I am become wealth, buyer of worlds.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What do you mean "no one". There is a wikihow guide on this: https://www.wikihow.com/Make-Gold-from-Mercury

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Seems easy enough. Off to the nuclear reactor store to get started.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Aw man, all we have near us is IKEA.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Just buy your Nuclear Reactor from IKEA: Stråhlå

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Could always build yourself a fusor for a weak neutron source. Lots of guides for that on YouTube.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Step two is fiddly

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This was the idea by alchemy. They thought you could change one element into another. Lead to gold and so forth, but not so easy in medieval Europe

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah they didn't have tweezers back then

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Don't be daft, of course they have tweezers back then.

They don't have plastic yet.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

But eletricity didnt exist at the time, so no risk of being electrocuted.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

you can make gold from platinum! however this is a net loss as platinum costs more

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

You can make gold from hydrogen too! Just gotta put enough of it into one place so it forms a large star, then wait for it to go supernova.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Yeah but it would cost more and take an exorbitant amount of time (like billions of years) to produce anything of value, let alone profit.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Step 2 is expensive :( tweezers ain't cheap!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Where am I gonna get a pygmy pony at this hour?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They have they all died tho cos it makes hydrogen gas and the die and suffocate please like to spread awareness

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

just hold your breath ???