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this post was submitted on 26 Sep 2023
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28.3168 liters of piss, addressed to Margret Thatcher.
I’ve heard people say the opposite, “wouldn’t piss on her if she was on fire”.
Is my piss not supposed to be flammable?
You should use a condom next time
On fire is a good start
On fire and soaked in piss is better
Well, hell is supposed to be forever. Eventually the liquid piss would evaporate, leaving behind solid compounds that, in my experience, would still smell quite bad. And then, she'd burst into flames again. Sounds like a win-win.
I was witness to what burnt piss does on a hot muffler.
It stinks, for miles. And months.
Actually both have the same meaning. Pissing on her while she's on fire would be to save her by soaking. And it's the least you can do (easier than getting water). This saying means that they wouldn't save Margaret Thatcher even if it was trivially easy to do so.
Are you explaining my own joke to me? Why?
Yeah sorry. Since you mentioned it's the opposite, I wrongly assumed that you didn't know the meaning.
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