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[-] [email protected] 112 points 2 years ago

Wait, you guys get to retire?

[-] [email protected] 60 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

My retirement plan is 10 grams of lead

[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago

Real (real)

[-] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago

My retirement plan is society collapsing on itself

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

Ahh the old "Smith & Wesson Retirement Plan"

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

4 bars and some fenty. Nu fuss, no muss.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago

I'm gonna turn my on / off switch to "off".

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

I've got 27 years until I am old enough to get my pension.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

26 to the month for me. assuming they don't change it again

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

I plan to build up my retirement fund to buy my medication for a month and then we'll take it from there

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

I choose the Kurt Cobain retirement.

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