kestrel7_7 comments on Anon is a carpenter

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[–] kestrel7_7@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (3 children)

Most people in USA suburbs leave from and return to their house in a car 99% of the time, so effectively the garage door is the front door of the house, and the actual front door is mostly vestigial, and kept for ritual purposes.

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[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 3 points 18 hours ago

There's a house in my neighborhood that doesn't even have stairs leading to the front door. Like, the door is three feet in the air, no way to actually use it for anything except breaking your ankle while drinking at night.

It is a good way to keep the Jehovah's Witness and the Mormons at bay, to be fair.

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[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 child)

Guests enter through the front door

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[–] kestrel7_7@lemmy.world 1 point 15 hours ago

Exactly, that’s one of the ritual purposes I was referring to

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