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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Motherfuckers out here think data isn't a physical object and that the cloud is actually a cloud.

No, god damn it, all data is stored in a medium, whether that's a book, a Bluray disc, or a hard drive. It's mediums for storing data. If you destroy the storage medium, the data ceases to exist. Thus, data is a physical object.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Data is reliant upon a physical storage medium, like helium (or other gas/water/pee) is reliant upon a balloon. Pop it, and it’s lost to the ether.

/Star Trek simile

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Excellent addition. Star Trek similes are always welcomed.