It starts with

One poll

And that's no lie

Would you vote for this girl or maybe that guy?

Keep that in mind for the next time

when I come by and ask

Yes, or, no

Do you like Democrats?

What about the freaks in bright red hats?

Do you disagree or somewhat agree

that both sides are bad

I polled so hard

And got so far

But in the end

It's Democrats or MAGA