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[–] 11 points 1 day ago (7 children)

laughs in 200mg of caffeine every 4 hours, 4 times a day

You are like little baby.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 day ago (6 children)

    You are like little baby.

    They just don't sleep like one πŸ˜”

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  • [–] 17 points 1 day ago (3 children)

    Anyone who had a baby can tell you "sleeps like a baby" means waking up every two hours, with mostly crying, vomiting, or pooping in between those sleeps.

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  • [–] 2 points 11 hours ago

    I mean that's a newborn, by a few months nighttime sleeps get longer and by 6-9 they are generally sleeping through the night unless they're sick or teething.

    There are also some babies that reportedly sleep through from just a couple months.

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