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[–] 14 points 18 hours ago (7 children)

Only the dumb, obvious ones.

I assure you, I've shoplifted quite a bit from Lowes without ever drawing suspicion.

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  • [–] 19 points 17 hours ago* (3 children)

    That you know of. Some places wait until you hit felony level totals, then inform the police.

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  • [–] 8 points 15 hours ago*

    I've gotten so many loose bolts and washers just laying around on the floor in the small parts section. I almost want to tell them to pay me for cleaning up their trash. Can't say I've ever made off with lumber though.

    Same with the LEGO isle in Wal-Mart.

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