A young man wearing a backwards cap busts into a party and announces "HEY LADIES FERTILE FREDDY IS IN THE HOUSE!"

His incredulous friend grasps his shoulders and quickly pulls him aside, saying "freddy dude you can't go around introducing yourself as "fertile freddy""

Freddy begins to reply "But the internet said if-"

"THE INTERNET DOES NOT HAVE YOUR BEST INTEREST IN MIND" he interjects.

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Yeah, it should be "Fecund Freddy". People always get "fertility" and "fecundity" mixed up.

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